Left 4 Dead 2 Achievements

Base

Base Game (Excludes DLC)

1,284

52

4.31

56,523

1,398 (2%)

80-100h

• CL0WND

  Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.

  1 guide
• FRIED PIPER

  Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.

  2 guides

• LEVEL A CHARGE

  Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
• ACID REFLEX

  Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.

  1 guide
• CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

  Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

  1 guide
• CRASS MENAGERIE

  Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.

  1 guide
• A RIDE DENIED

  Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

  1 guide
• HEAD HONCHO

  Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.

  1 guide

• HEARTWARMER

  In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
• STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

  Survive all campaigns on Expert.

  1 guide
• THE REAL DEAL

  Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
• STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

  Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
• DEAD IN THE WATER

  Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.

  1 guide
• ROBBED ZOMBIE

  Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.

• DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

  Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.

  3 guides
• BURNING SENSATION

  Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
• ARMORY OF ONE

  Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.

  1 guide
• SHOCK JOCK

  Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

  2 guides
• THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

  Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
• CHAIN OF COMMAND

  Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.

  1 guide

• SEPTIC TANK

  Use a bile bomb on a Tank.

  1 guide
• CLUB DEAD

  Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
• TANK BURGER

  Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

  1 guide
• BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

  Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

  2 guides
• PRICE CHOPPER

  Survive the Dead Center campaign.

  1 guide
• MIDNIGHT RIDER

  Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.

• RAGIN' CAJUN

  Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
• WEATHERMAN

  Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
• BRIDGE BURNER

  Survive the Parish campaign.
• VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

  Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
• GUARDIN' GNOME

  Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

  2 guides
• SOB STORY

  Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

  1 guide

• WING AND A PRAYER

  Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

  1 guide
• QUALIFIED RIDE

  As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
• BACK IN THE SADDLE

  As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.

  1 guide
• RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

  As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
• GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

  As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
• A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

  As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

  1 guide

• SCATTERING RAM

  As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
• MEAT TENDERIZER

  As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.

  1 guide
• LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

  As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
• BEAT THE RUSH

  In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

  1 guide
• HUNTING PARTY

  Win a game of Scavenge.
• GAS GUZZLER

  Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.

• CACHE AND CARRY

  Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
• SCAVENGE HUNT

  Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
• GONG SHOW

  Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

  1 guide
• FUEL CRISIS

  Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
• GAS SHORTAGE

  Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
• STACHE WHACKER

  Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

  1 guide

• GOOD GUY NICK

  Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

  1 guide
• GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

  Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.

  1 guide

Update

The Passing

272

100

10

4.55

31,462

1,930 (6%)

3-4h

• TORCH BEARER

  Survive The Passing Campaign.
• WEDDING CRASHER

  As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

  2 guides
• TIL IT GOES CLICK

  Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.

  1 guide
• GRAVE ROBBER

  Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.

  1 guide

• MUTANT OVERLORD

  Play 6 Mutations.
• FORE!

  Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.

  1 guide
• KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

  Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.

  1 guide
• KITE LIKE A MAN

  Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.

  1 guide
• CACHE GRAB

  Open 5 foot lockers.
• PORT OF SCAVENGE

  Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.

Update

The Sacrifice

147

50

5

4.50

19,761

1,949 (10%)

2-3h

• SUPREME SACRIFICE

  Complete "The Sacrifice".
• KILL BILL

  Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.

  1 guide
• BARREL ROLLED

  Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.

  1 guide
• CHAOS GENERATOR

  Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.

  1 guide
• SACRIFIZZLE

  As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

Update

Cold Stream

20

10

1

4.33

13,729

13,731 (100%)

0-1h

• STREAM CROSSER

  Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.

Update

Dead Air

33

10

1

4.17

5,019

5,021 (100%)

0-1h

• CONNECTING FIGHTS

  Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

Update

Valve Gift Grab 2011

25

10

1

4.20

8,870

8,871 (100%)

0-1h

• Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

  Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.

  2 guides

Update

The Last Stand

1,368

300

30

4.58

22,835

940 (4%)

30-35h

• GET SKEETED ON

  Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
• GETTING STARTED

  Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
• ON OUR WAY

  Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.

  1 guide
• THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

  Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.

  1 guide

• STILL STANDING

  Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.

  1 guide
• THE LAST FRONTIER

  Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.
• GOLDEN FREEMAN

  Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
• ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

  Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.

  1 guide
• I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

  As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
• ACID BATH

  As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

• SPITFIRE

  Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.

  1 guide
• FLIGHT DECK

  Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

  3 guides
• FAT NINJA

  As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
• THREE’S A CROWD

  Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

  1 guide
• LICKETY-SPLIT

  With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.

  1 guide
• ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

  Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.

  2 guides

• SHOTGUN WEDDING

  Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

  1 guide
• ONE HIT WONDER

  As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
• PURE SATISFACTION

  Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.

  1 guide
• THE BIG TEN

  Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.
• Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

  Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
• POLE POSITION

  Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears

• HOUSEHOLD NAMES

  Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

  1 guide
• A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

  Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
• LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

  Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
• KILLING SPREE

  Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
• SUPREME SURVIVALIST

  Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
• NEW HAIRCUT

  Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.

  1 guide

• THE MAIN ATTRACTION

  On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage
• THE LAST DASH

  Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.

  1 guide

Update

Gnome Chompski

13

10

1

4.08

33,242

33,247 (100%)

0-1h

• GNOME ALONE

  If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.

  1 guide