Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Survived Tuesday.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.