POSTAL 2 Achievements Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 1,422 69 3.9513,897686 (5%)20-25h R. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 1 guideDuck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar. Here, WilfredGained your first dog helper. Chapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 1 guideTaxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Michonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 1 guideSomeone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday. C U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday. OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday. Workin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday. Screw Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday. I swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb. 1 guideCesar Millan is GayMauled 30 people with your dog. 1 guideOMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire. Rebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars. Hello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs. 1 guideDarth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Reddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 1 guidePussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. I swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. Uncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 1 guideDo you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Running With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors. Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people. And THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library. Lieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 1 guideSheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Can't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Fear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 1 guideSeñor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 1 guideRick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads. 1 guideAnustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 1 guide40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 1 guideCAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 1 guidePlanet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. 1 guideScientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Fur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 1 guideIt's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 1 guideWhere's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 1 guideFinkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Anger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Shiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 1 guideDon't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. I Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way. 1 guideI should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day. Friend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Officer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 1 guidePaid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 1 guideWell, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door. 1 guideI don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire. 1 guideIt's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss. 2 guidesIt's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition. 1 guideFAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits. I don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member. 1 guideA-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 1 guideDoor MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 1 guideChuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 1 guideOne time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death. 1 guideThere's always money in the banana standFound the secret bank exit on Monday. 1 guideSCREW that game!Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 1 guideFound 'em faster than GWBDiscovered the hidden Taliban base. 1 guideGotta pay the Troll TollFound one of the hidden underground sewers. 1 guideJohn Rambo'd!Made a very long killing spree. 1 guideGary vs. a Giant PenisDiscovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 1 guideYou are not aloneObserved an NPC going POSTAL! 1 guideThanks for the money!Finished all seven days. It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday. I'm not even supposed to be here today! 2 guides Add-on Paradise Lost 459 200 20 3.953,165627 (20%)20-25h GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend. 1 guideHolocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy. 1 guideRain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame. 1 guideWatchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. Better than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion. My Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills. 1 guideHarder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. Adderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Ape Rape 1 guideDick Message 2 guidesPooMasher Hobo Sexual 1 guideGinger Mint 1 guideOde to Eddings 1 guideBitches Love Cake 1 guideRich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. 1 guideBioShockedSpent $5,000 on vending machines. Reddit's Famous Double DongMade 30 kills while dual-wielding. You Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. RAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 30 people in the balls.