POSTAL 2 achievements
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POSTAL 2

3.8 out of 5 from 130 votes

There are 89 POSTAL 2 achievements (69 without DLC) worth 1,857

2,681 tracked gamers have this game, 109 have completed it (4.07%)

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POSTAL 2 Achievements

R. Kelly's Protege11

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked by 2,255 tracked gamers (84% - TSA Ratio = 1.08)  

Duck Dynasty12

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked by 1,811 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 1.21)  

Here, Wilfred13

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked by 1,599 tracked gamers (60% - TSA Ratio = 1.29)  

Chapelle's Show20

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked by 684 tracked gamers (26% - TSA Ratio = 1.97)  

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa13

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked by 1,648 tracked gamers (61% - TSA Ratio = 1.27)  

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me27

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked by 366 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.70)  

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!12

Survived Monday.

Unlocked by 1,852 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 1.20)  

C U Next Tuesday15

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked by 1,207 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 1.48)  

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!16

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked by 1,001 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 1.63)  

Workin' for the Weekend19

Survived Friday.

Unlocked by 745 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 1.89)  

Screw Bill Lumbergh!20

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked by 641 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 2.04)  

I swear, I thought it was a home fill22

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked by 547 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

Cesar Millan is Gay25

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked by 437 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.47)  

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale18

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked by 809 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.81)  

Rebecca Black's Nightmare21

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked by 598 tracked gamers (22% - TSA Ratio = 2.11)  

Hello, Newman24

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked by 447 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.44)  

Darth Maul'd!20

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked by 667 tracked gamers (25% - TSA Ratio = 2.00)  

Reddit would be proud.21

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked by 619 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Pussy on a Pedestal23

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked by 495 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.32)  

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace19

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked by 756 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 1.88)  

Uncle T-Bag24

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked by 457 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.41)  

Do you even Enzyte, bro?15

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked by 1,252 tracked gamers (47% - TSA Ratio = 1.46)  

Running With Scissors21

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked by 623 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!20

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked by 702 tracked gamers (26% - TSA Ratio = 1.95)  

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree18

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked by 872 tracked gamers (33% - TSA Ratio = 1.75)  

Lieberman is our Leader!15

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked by 1,179 tracked gamers (44% - TSA Ratio = 1.50)  

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.17

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked by 876 tracked gamers (33% - TSA Ratio = 1.74)  

Can't Touch This19

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked by 741 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 1.90)  

Fear and Loathing28

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked by 332 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.83)  

Señor Cornballer22

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked by 554 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.19)  

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!18

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked by 787 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.84)  

Rick Grimes 4 Life23

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked by 525 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  

Anustart!32

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked by 257 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.22)  

40 Year Old Virgin33

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked by 249 tracked gamers (9% - TSA Ratio = 3.27)  

CAN YOU DIG IT?!34

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Unlocked by 238 tracked gamers (9% - TSA Ratio = 3.35)  

Planet of the Apes: The Musical35

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked by 224 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.45)  

Scientology Level: OT VIII39

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked by 175 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.90)  

Fur Sure!16

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked by 1,050 tracked gamers (39% - TSA Ratio = 1.59)  

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog15

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked by 1,198 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 1.49)  

Where's Mr. McGibblets?19

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked by 760 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 1.87)  

Finkle IS Einhorn!14

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked by 1,284 tracked gamers (48% - TSA Ratio = 1.44)  

Anger Management With Roger Clemens22

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked by 565 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.17)  

Shiva Blast22

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked by 538 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

Don't taze me, bro!23

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked by 486 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

I Am Legend21

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked by 627 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.06)  

I should buy a boat23

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked by 522 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.26)  

Friend of Dorothy12

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked by 1,879 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 1.19)  

Officer McLovin'13

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked by 1,622 tracked gamers (60% - TSA Ratio = 1.28)  

Paid the Piper19

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked by 738 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 1.90)  

Well, aren't YOU a badass12

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked by 1,894 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 1.18)  

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you14

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked by 1,424 tracked gamers (53% - TSA Ratio = 1.37)  

It's sterile and I like the taste14

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked by 1,442 tracked gamers (54% - TSA Ratio = 1.36)  

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway15

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked by 1,127 tracked gamers (42% - TSA Ratio = 1.54)  

FAB-U-LOUS!20

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked by 682 tracked gamers (25% - TSA Ratio = 1.97)  

I don't need virgins for this22

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked by 547 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

A-Rod Who?22

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked by 550 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.20)  

Door Mat19

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked by 725 tracked gamers (27% - TSA Ratio = 1.92)  

Chuck Norris'd!18

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked by 802 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.82)  

One time, at band camp...22

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked by 545 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement22

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 570 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement26

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 395 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.60)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement23

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 527 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement18

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 809 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.81)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement26

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 387 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.62)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement28

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 351 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.75)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement21

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 628 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.06)  

Thanks for the money!22

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked by 540 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays18

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked by 825 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.80)  

I'm not even supposed to be here today!29

Unlocked by 327 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.85)  
Add-on: Paradise Lost
Paradise Lost
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550 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 118 have completed it (21.45%)

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GABAGOOOOOL!17

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked by 426 tracked gamers (77% - TSA Ratio = 1.68)  

Holocaust: Part Deux18

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked by 369 tracked gamers (67% - TSA Ratio = 1.81)  

Rain on your Wedding Day19

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked by 325 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 1.92)  

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad20

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked by 299 tracked gamers (54% - TSA Ratio = 2.01)  

Better than POSTAL III22

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked by 259 tracked gamers (47% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

My Name is Jesus30

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Unlocked by 134 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.00)  

Harder than r/gonewild31

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked by 126 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 3.09)  

Adderall4All31

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked by 127 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 3.08)  

Ape Rape21

Unlocked by 282 tracked gamers (51% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Dick Message22

Unlocked by 253 tracked gamers (46% - TSA Ratio = 2.18)  

PooMasher22

Unlocked by 241 tracked gamers (44% - TSA Ratio = 2.24)  

Hobo Sexual22

Unlocked by 245 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Ginger Mint19

Unlocked by 325 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 1.92)  

Ode to Eddings24

Unlocked by 206 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 2.42)  

Bitches Love Cake21

Unlocked by 263 tracked gamers (48% - TSA Ratio = 2.14)  

Rich on Reddit23

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked by 231 tracked gamers (42% - TSA Ratio = 2.28)  

BioShocked21

Spent $5,000 on vending machines.

Unlocked by 269 tracked gamers (49% - TSA Ratio = 2.12)  

Reddit's Famous Double Dong20

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked by 290 tracked gamers (53% - TSA Ratio = 2.04)  

You Snow Nothing John Blow23

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked by 224 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 2.32)  

RAFIBOMB!!!17

Kicked 30 people in the balls.

Unlocked by 402 tracked gamers (73% - TSA Ratio = 1.73)