Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Made a very long killing spree.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Kicked open a door.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Totaled 30 cars.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Tuesday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Monday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.