Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Made a very long killing spree.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Survived Tuesday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Kicked open a door.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Sucked down your own piss.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.