Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Tuesday.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)