Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Gained your first dog helper.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Totaled 30 cars.
Survived Wednesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Tuesday.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Put out someone that's on fire.
Kicked open a door.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Survived Monday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Wore all three outfits.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Finished all seven days.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.