Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Friday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Wore all three outfits.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Tuesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Kicked open a door.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.