Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Read the newspaper every day.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Wore all three outfits.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Totaled 30 cars.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Survived Thursday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Gained your first dog helper.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Kicked open a door.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Tuesday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.