Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Finished all seven days.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made a very long killing spree.
Survived Saturday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Totaled 30 cars.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.