Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Made a very long killing spree.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.