Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
srsly
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
I'm sorry about my goat
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Lick a friend
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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