Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,1871,035 (6%)5-6h Boulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 1 guideFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! Alexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 2 guidesMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest Tony GoatFinish all manual quests The SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind Goats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course Hat SimulatorBuy all hats 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. Is that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached SteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. ValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back A story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat I am BreadAre you bread? 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,505853 (34%)4-5h The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game SurvivalistCraft all items in one game 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days Shattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game Zombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game Don't starveEat 50 food items in one game Hang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun Goat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive Look at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb I Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes Big in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet MasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 1 guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,589965 (61%)2-3h The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. What’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. RetirementJust finish that one LAST job. Rocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. Le Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. Itsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. Suppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. The Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. Bounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. The Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. You raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. Camel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 1 guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 1 guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. DastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. Goat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,560800 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. Be not afreightDestroy all freighters. Ruler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. Bacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. What came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. The puke machineComplete centrifuge event. Sweet collection!Find 10 trophies. Wow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. NERD!Find all trophies in Space. Gather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. Captain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. My little bronyFind all the pony horses. TestaholicComplete test chambers. It's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. Fund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. Ready for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. The world is your canvasTag 10 walls. Spend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. That's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,029982 (12%)4-5h Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level Steve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 1 guideBFFLick a friend 2 guidesJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad Elfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? Malleus MaleficarumBurn them! 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. The Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to.