Goat Simulator achievements
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Goat Simulator

3.4 out of 5 from 176 votes

There are 127 Goat Simulator achievements (48 without DLC) worth 2,803

4,913 tracked gamers have this game, 247 have completed it (5.03%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Boulder of Death13

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Unlocked by 2,776 tracked gamers (56% - TSA Ratio = 1.33)  

Pedestrian14

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Unlocked by 2,603 tracked gamers (53% - TSA Ratio = 1.37)  

LOEK master13

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Unlocked by 2,901 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 1.30)  

FINALLY12

Become the master of the goat tower.

Unlocked by 3,691 tracked gamers (75% - TSA Ratio = 1.15)  

Goat of the hill18

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Unlocked by 1,461 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.83)  

What is its purpose?12

Thrash the Goathenge

Unlocked by 3,485 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 1.18)  

Devil Goat13

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Unlocked by 2,711 tracked gamers (55% - TSA Ratio = 1.34)  

Angel Goat12

Do no evil.

Unlocked by 3,297 tracked gamers (67% - TSA Ratio = 1.22)  

Around the World on 5 Trampolines23

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Unlocked by 962 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?21

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Unlocked by 1,113 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.10)  

Involuntary QA16

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Unlocked by 1,840 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 1.63)  

The Flapmaster26

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Unlocked by 749 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.56)  

I can't believe that worked17

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Unlocked by 1,634 tracked gamers (33% - TSA Ratio = 1.73)  

Cardio kills your gains16

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Unlocked by 2,027 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 1.55)  

Rymdskepp i Rymden16

Travel to space!

Unlocked by 1,856 tracked gamers (38% - TSA Ratio = 1.62)  

Try Hard25

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Unlocked by 798 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.48)  

Alexander Goatstafsson12

Win the title bout!

Unlocked by 3,349 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 1.21)  

Goat Queen12

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Unlocked by 3,352 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 1.21)  

Mattress Madness21

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 1,126 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.08)  

Mile High Club19

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Unlocked by 1,333 tracked gamers (27% - TSA Ratio = 1.91)  

Dodge This17

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Unlocked by 1,691 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 1.70)  

Flip-Kick27

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Unlocked by 689 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

Maximum MLG Big Plays15

Knock a bucket into a person

Unlocked by 2,289 tracked gamers (47% - TSA Ratio = 1.46)  

Powerhoof SMASH24

Kick a person into a car

Unlocked by 858 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.39)  

Demogoat12

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Unlocked by 3,190 tracked gamers (65% - TSA Ratio = 1.24)  

Here's Johnny!18

Wield an axe with your tongue

Unlocked by 1,482 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.82)  

The mage's favourite24

Burn people from afar

Unlocked by 884 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.35)  

Stand by for Goatfall13

Finish all wallrun quest

Unlocked by 2,966 tracked gamers (60% - TSA Ratio = 1.28)  

Tony Goat23

Finish all manual quests

Unlocked by 898 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.33)  

The Savage24

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Unlocked by 835 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.42)  

Goats 'n' Stuff15

Hold your own concert

Unlocked by 2,073 tracked gamers (42% - TSA Ratio = 1.53)  

Disgusting18

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Unlocked by 1,547 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.78)  

Don't Panic25

srsly

Unlocked by 818 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.45)  

Columbian Sugar Lord25

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Unlocked by 784 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.50)  

Builder Goat25

Find all the blocks

Unlocked by 781 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.50)  

GoatBuilt25

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Unlocked by 799 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.47)  

Hat Simulator27

Buy all hats

Unlocked by 692 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.66)  

A Story about my elevator20

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Unlocked by 1,225 tracked gamers (25% - TSA Ratio = 2.00)  

Ling Ling into battle go18

Fight the turtles

Unlocked by 1,491 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.81)  

One Ball24

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Unlocked by 834 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.42)  

Neckbeard27

Smell and look like one

Unlocked by 657 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  

Vegas, baby!23

Hit The jackpot.

Unlocked by 910 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.32)  

I freaking love goats31

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Unlocked by 513 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.09)  

Is that a goat?26

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Unlocked by 706 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.63)  

SteamWorld Goat29

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Unlocked by 604 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.85)  

Valkyrie26

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Unlocked by 737 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.58)  

A story about my goat16

I'm sorry about my goat

Unlocked by 1,877 tracked gamers (38% - TSA Ratio = 1.61)  

I am Bread27

Are you bread?

Unlocked by 659 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  
Title update: Goat MMO Simulator
Goat MMO Simulator
627
3.8 from 5 votes

Buy now from the Steam Store

2,219 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 325 have completed it (14.65%)

There are 24 achievements worth 627

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 4-5 hours

Better than Warlords of Dredmor31

Reach level 101

Unlocked by 506 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.11)  

Butthurt19

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Unlocked by 1,418 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.86)  

Sällskapsresan27

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Unlocked by 687 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

Steve's Quest17

Give Steve Works the apples

Unlocked by 1,773 tracked gamers (36% - TSA Ratio = 1.66)  

BFF34

Lick a friend

Unlocked by 420 tracked gamers (9% - TSA Ratio = 3.41)  

Jousting Goat18

Unlock the jousting mutator

Unlocked by 1,448 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.84)  

Mermaid Goat25

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Unlocked by 804 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.47)  

Wheel Goat27

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Unlocked by 673 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.70)  

Old Goat25

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Unlocked by 798 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.48)  

ExcaliGoat27

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Unlocked by 656 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  

Jörgen22

Jörgen.

Unlocked by 993 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Gravity Goat27

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Unlocked by 655 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  

Not again...25

Get deviously trapped again

Unlocked by 763 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.53)  

Boat ride22

Enjoy your trip

Unlocked by 986 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

Music Non Stop29

Jump on the launchpad

Unlocked by 591 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.88)  

Elfstreet Boys28

Baa with the choir

Unlocked by 627 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.79)  

Voluntary QA27

Trash the server room

Unlocked by 666 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.71)  

One man, two shots and a religion23

Inflate that guy's knee

Unlocked by 952 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.27)  

An Unnecessary Journey29

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Unlocked by 568 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.94)  

Steal the show29

Do a card trick at the magician

Unlocked by 604 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.85)  

Goatta catch 'em all!31

How do you catch goats?

Unlocked by 503 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.12)  

Malleus Maleficarum21

Burn them!

Unlocked by 1,120 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.09)  

Love or Hate?34

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Unlocked by 428 tracked gamers (9% - TSA Ratio = 3.38)  

The Icelandic Experience29

It never erupts when you want it to.

Unlocked by 579 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.91)  
Add-on: GoatZ
GoatZ
375
3.0 from 2 votes

Buy now from the Steam Store

714 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 255 have completed it (35.71%)

There are 16 achievements worth 375

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 4-5 hours

The goa'th amendment19

Craft all the weapons in one game

Unlocked by 501 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 1.93)  

Survivalist27

Craft all items in one game

Unlocked by 265 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 2.65)  

Survive for your life24

Survive 10 days

Unlocked by 330 tracked gamers (46% - TSA Ratio = 2.38)  

Shattered dreams26

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Unlocked by 286 tracked gamers (40% - TSA Ratio = 2.55)  

Zombie slayer22

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Unlocked by 387 tracked gamers (54% - TSA Ratio = 2.19)  

Don't starve24

Eat 50 food items in one game

Unlocked by 321 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 2.41)  

Hang tight23

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Unlocked by 351 tracked gamers (49% - TSA Ratio = 2.30)  

Too much fun20

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Unlocked by 456 tracked gamers (64% - TSA Ratio = 2.02)  

Goat from above24

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Unlocked by 322 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 2.41)  

Look at it go!23

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Unlocked by 344 tracked gamers (48% - TSA Ratio = 2.33)  

I Am Goat22

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Unlocked by 379 tracked gamers (53% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Big in japan24

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Unlocked by 330 tracked gamers (46% - TSA Ratio = 2.38)  

Masterchef22

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Unlocked by 398 tracked gamers (56% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

A new challenger has appeared26

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Unlocked by 268 tracked gamers (38% - TSA Ratio = 2.64)  

Warm bath24

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Unlocked by 339 tracked gamers (47% - TSA Ratio = 2.35)  

Hoarder25

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Unlocked by 291 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 2.53)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
Waste of Space
470
3.3 from 4 votes

416 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 238 have completed it (57.21%)

There are 21 achievements worth 470

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Use the sword, goat22

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Unlocked by 299 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 2.18)  

Be not afreight24

Destroy all freighters.

Unlocked by 257 tracked gamers (62% - TSA Ratio = 2.35)  

Ruler of the seven skies24

Blow up all pirate ships.

Unlocked by 256 tracked gamers (62% - TSA Ratio = 2.36)  

Bacon marauder24

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Unlocked by 256 tracked gamers (62% - TSA Ratio = 2.36)  

Miner inconvenience24

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Unlocked by 248 tracked gamers (60% - TSA Ratio = 2.40)  

What came first? The alien or the egg?22

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Unlocked by 292 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

The puke machine21

Complete centrifuge event.

Unlocked by 333 tracked gamers (80% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Sweet collection!22

Find 10 trophies.

Unlocked by 291 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

Wow is that a limited edition?23

Find 20 trophies.

Unlocked by 266 tracked gamers (64% - TSA Ratio = 2.31)  

NERD!24

Find all trophies in Space.

Unlocked by 248 tracked gamers (60% - TSA Ratio = 2.40)  

Gather $100000022

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Unlocked by 293 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.20)  

Captain industry22

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Unlocked by 306 tracked gamers (74% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

My little brony22

Find all the pony horses.

Unlocked by 293 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.20)  

Testaholic22

Complete test chambers.

Unlocked by 288 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

It's working... IT'S WORKING!20

Run wild with the podracer.

Unlocked by 351 tracked gamers (84% - TSA Ratio = 2.01)  

Fund this!21

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Unlocked by 315 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 2.13)  

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey22

Visit the badehaus.

Unlocked by 285 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

Ready for the grill22

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Unlocked by 290 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

The world is your canvas22

Tag 10 walls.

Unlocked by 288 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Spend money to make money22

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Unlocked by 304 tracked gamers (73% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

That's Fedorable23

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Unlocked by 281 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
PAYDAY
376
3.5 from 3 votes

Buy now from the Steam Store

437 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 294 have completed it (67.28%)

There are 18 achievements worth 376

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

The Big Score21

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Unlocked by 318 tracked gamers (73% - TSA Ratio = 2.14)  

What’s the count?21

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Unlocked by 325 tracked gamers (74% - TSA Ratio = 2.12)  

Retirement20

Just finish that one LAST job.

Unlocked by 358 tracked gamers (82% - TSA Ratio = 2.02)  

Rocket League21

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Unlocked by 317 tracked gamers (73% - TSA Ratio = 2.14)  

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.20

A Trip to the Moon.

Unlocked by 353 tracked gamers (81% - TSA Ratio = 2.03)  

Itsamee!20

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Unlocked by 352 tracked gamers (81% - TSA Ratio = 2.04)  

Suppress the Suppressor21

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Unlocked by 340 tracked gamers (78% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Plentiful masquerade21

Wear 30 masks at once.

Unlocked by 320 tracked gamers (73% - TSA Ratio = 2.13)  

The Song of my People21

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Unlocked by 339 tracked gamers (78% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Bounce it!21

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Unlocked by 348 tracked gamers (80% - TSA Ratio = 2.05)  

The Cow Whisperer20

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Unlocked by 370 tracked gamers (85% - TSA Ratio = 1.98)  

You raise me up!21

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Unlocked by 337 tracked gamers (77% - TSA Ratio = 2.08)  

Fifty Shades of NPC22

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Unlocked by 312 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

Camel Cavalry21

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Unlocked by 330 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 2.10)  

Goatipede20

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Unlocked by 358 tracked gamers (82% - TSA Ratio = 2.02)  

Goatfellas21

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Unlocked by 334 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 2.09)  

Dastardly22

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Unlocked by 310 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 2.17)  

Goat Theft Auto20

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Unlocked by 349 tracked gamers (80% - TSA Ratio = 2.04)