Goat Simulator achievements
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Goat Simulator

3.4 out of 5 from 170 votes

There are 127 Goat Simulator achievements (48 without DLC) worth 2,798

4,594 tracked gamers have this game, 232 have completed it (5.05%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Boulder of Death13

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Unlocked by 2,587 tracked gamers (56% - TSA Ratio = 1.32)  

Pedestrian14

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Unlocked by 2,425 tracked gamers (52% - TSA Ratio = 1.36)  

LOEK master13

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Unlocked by 2,694 tracked gamers (58% - TSA Ratio = 1.29)  

FINALLY11

Become the master of the goat tower.

Unlocked by 3,439 tracked gamers (74% - TSA Ratio = 1.14)  

Goat of the hill18

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Unlocked by 1,352 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.82)  

What is its purpose?12

Thrash the Goathenge

Unlocked by 3,246 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 1.18)  

Devil Goat13

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Unlocked by 2,520 tracked gamers (54% - TSA Ratio = 1.34)  

Angel Goat12

Do no evil.

Unlocked by 3,043 tracked gamers (66% - TSA Ratio = 1.21)  

Around the World on 5 Trampolines22

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Unlocked by 904 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?21

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Unlocked by 1,043 tracked gamers (22% - TSA Ratio = 2.08)  

Involuntary QA16

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Unlocked by 1,715 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 1.62)  

The Flapmaster25

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Unlocked by 704 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.54)  

I can't believe that worked17

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Unlocked by 1,518 tracked gamers (33% - TSA Ratio = 1.72)  

Cardio kills your gains15

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Unlocked by 1,893 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 1.54)  

Rymdskepp i Rymden16

Travel to space!

Unlocked by 1,729 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 1.61)  

Try Hard25

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Unlocked by 744 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.46)  

Alexander Goatstafsson12

Win the title bout!

Unlocked by 3,117 tracked gamers (67% - TSA Ratio = 1.20)  

Goat Queen12

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Unlocked by 3,121 tracked gamers (67% - TSA Ratio = 1.20)  

Mattress Madness21

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 1,052 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Mile High Club19

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Unlocked by 1,246 tracked gamers (27% - TSA Ratio = 1.90)  

Dodge This17

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Unlocked by 1,568 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 1.69)  

Flip-Kick27

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Unlocked by 643 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.65)  

Maximum MLG Big Plays15

Knock a bucket into a person

Unlocked by 2,103 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 1.46)  

Powerhoof SMASH24

Kick a person into a car

Unlocked by 800 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.37)  

Demogoat12

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Unlocked by 2,953 tracked gamers (64% - TSA Ratio = 1.23)  

Here's Johnny!18

Wield an axe with your tongue

Unlocked by 1,365 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.82)  

The mage's favourite23

Burn people from afar

Unlocked by 825 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Stand by for Goatfall13

Finish all wallrun quest

Unlocked by 2,743 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 1.28)  

Tony Goat23

Finish all manual quests

Unlocked by 836 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.32)  

The Savage24

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Unlocked by 769 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.42)  

Goats 'n' Stuff15

Hold your own concert

Unlocked by 1,922 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 1.53)  

Disgusting18

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Unlocked by 1,422 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.78)  

Don't Panic25

srsly

Unlocked by 754 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.45)  

Columbian Sugar Lord25

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Unlocked by 724 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.50)  

Builder Goat25

Find all the blocks

Unlocked by 725 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.49)  

GoatBuilt25

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Unlocked by 733 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.49)  

Hat Simulator27

Buy all hats

Unlocked by 644 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.65)  

A Story about my elevator20

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Unlocked by 1,131 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 1.99)  

Ling Ling into battle go18

Fight the turtles

Unlocked by 1,368 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.81)  

One Ball24

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Unlocked by 776 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.41)  

Neckbeard27

Smell and look like one

Unlocked by 606 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  

Vegas, baby!23

Hit The jackpot.

Unlocked by 842 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.31)  

I freaking love goats31

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Unlocked by 475 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.08)  

Is that a goat?26

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Unlocked by 654 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.63)  

SteamWorld Goat28

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Unlocked by 561 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.83)  

Valkyrie26

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Unlocked by 683 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.57)  

A story about my goat16

I'm sorry about my goat

Unlocked by 1,748 tracked gamers (38% - TSA Ratio = 1.60)  

I am Bread27

Are you bread?

Unlocked by 605 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  
Title update: Goat MMO Simulator
Goat MMO Simulator
626
3.8 from 5 votes

Buy now from the Steam Store

2,077 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 302 have completed it (14.54%)

There are 24 achievements worth 626

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 4-5 hours

Better than Warlords of Dredmor31

Reach level 101

Unlocked by 468 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.10)  

Butthurt19

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Unlocked by 1,300 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 1.86)  

Sällskapsresan27

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Unlocked by 632 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

Steve's Quest17

Give Steve Works the apples

Unlocked by 1,637 tracked gamers (35% - TSA Ratio = 1.66)  

BFF34

Lick a friend

Unlocked by 389 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.40)  

Jousting Goat18

Unlock the jousting mutator

Unlocked by 1,328 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.84)  

Mermaid Goat25

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Unlocked by 734 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.48)  

Wheel Goat27

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Unlocked by 622 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.69)  

Old Goat25

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Unlocked by 734 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.48)  

ExcaliGoat27

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Unlocked by 607 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.72)  

Jörgen22

Jörgen.

Unlocked by 920 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

Gravity Goat27

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Unlocked by 605 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.73)  

Not again...25

Get deviously trapped again

Unlocked by 706 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.53)  

Boat ride22

Enjoy your trip

Unlocked by 913 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Music Non Stop29

Jump on the launchpad

Unlocked by 545 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.88)  

Elfstreet Boys28

Baa with the choir

Unlocked by 584 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.78)  

Voluntary QA27

Trash the server room

Unlocked by 614 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 2.71)  

One man, two shots and a religion23

Inflate that guy's knee

Unlocked by 878 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.26)  

An Unnecessary Journey29

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Unlocked by 529 tracked gamers (11% - TSA Ratio = 2.92)  

Steal the show29

Do a card trick at the magician

Unlocked by 556 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.85)  

Goatta catch 'em all!31

How do you catch goats?

Unlocked by 466 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.11)  

Malleus Maleficarum21

Burn them!

Unlocked by 1,038 tracked gamers (22% - TSA Ratio = 2.08)  

Love or Hate?34

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Unlocked by 390 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.40)  

The Icelandic Experience29

It never erupts when you want it to.

Unlocked by 532 tracked gamers (11% - TSA Ratio = 2.91)  
Add-on: GoatZ
GoatZ
377
3.0 from 2 votes

Buy now from the Steam Store

675 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 234 have completed it (34.67%)

There are 16 achievements worth 377

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 4-5 hours

The goa'th amendment19

Craft all the weapons in one game

Unlocked by 461 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 1.93)  

Survivalist27

Craft all items in one game

Unlocked by 243 tracked gamers (36% - TSA Ratio = 2.66)  

Survive for your life24

Survive 10 days

Unlocked by 299 tracked gamers (44% - TSA Ratio = 2.40)  

Shattered dreams26

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Unlocked by 261 tracked gamers (39% - TSA Ratio = 2.57)  

Zombie slayer22

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Unlocked by 353 tracked gamers (52% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

Don't starve24

Eat 50 food items in one game

Unlocked by 293 tracked gamers (43% - TSA Ratio = 2.43)  

Hang tight23

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Unlocked by 326 tracked gamers (48% - TSA Ratio = 2.30)  

Too much fun20

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Unlocked by 419 tracked gamers (62% - TSA Ratio = 2.03)  

Goat from above24

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Unlocked by 294 tracked gamers (44% - TSA Ratio = 2.42)  

Look at it go!23

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Unlocked by 319 tracked gamers (47% - TSA Ratio = 2.32)  

I Am Goat22

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Unlocked by 350 tracked gamers (52% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Big in japan24

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Unlocked by 302 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 2.39)  

Masterchef22

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Unlocked by 370 tracked gamers (55% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

A new challenger has appeared26

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Unlocked by 247 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 2.64)  

Warm bath24

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Unlocked by 311 tracked gamers (46% - TSA Ratio = 2.36)  

Hoarder25

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Unlocked by 268 tracked gamers (40% - TSA Ratio = 2.54)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
Waste of Space
468
3.3 from 4 votes

395 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 221 have completed it (55.95%)

There are 21 achievements worth 468

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Use the sword, goat22

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Unlocked by 278 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.18)  

Be not afreight23

Destroy all freighters.

Unlocked by 241 tracked gamers (61% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Ruler of the seven skies23

Blow up all pirate ships.

Unlocked by 240 tracked gamers (61% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Bacon marauder23

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Unlocked by 240 tracked gamers (61% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Miner inconvenience24

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Unlocked by 232 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 2.38)  

What came first? The alien or the egg?22

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Unlocked by 272 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 2.20)  

The puke machine21

Complete centrifuge event.

Unlocked by 306 tracked gamers (77% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Sweet collection!22

Find 10 trophies.

Unlocked by 270 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

Wow is that a limited edition?23

Find 20 trophies.

Unlocked by 249 tracked gamers (63% - TSA Ratio = 2.30)  

NERD!24

Find all trophies in Space.

Unlocked by 230 tracked gamers (58% - TSA Ratio = 2.39)  

Gather $100000022

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Unlocked by 274 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 2.19)  

Captain industry22

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Unlocked by 286 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 2.15)  

My little brony22

Find all the pony horses.

Unlocked by 270 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

Testaholic22

Complete test chambers.

Unlocked by 264 tracked gamers (67% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

It's working... IT'S WORKING!20

Run wild with the podracer.

Unlocked by 326 tracked gamers (83% - TSA Ratio = 2.01)  

Fund this!21

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Unlocked by 294 tracked gamers (74% - TSA Ratio = 2.12)  

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey22

Visit the badehaus.

Unlocked by 265 tracked gamers (67% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

Ready for the grill22

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Unlocked by 270 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 2.21)  

The world is your canvas22

Tag 10 walls.

Unlocked by 268 tracked gamers (68% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Spend money to make money22

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Unlocked by 283 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

That's Fedorable23

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Unlocked by 261 tracked gamers (66% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
PAYDAY
374
3.5 from 3 votes

Buy now from the Steam Store

412 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 272 have completed it (66.02%)

There are 18 achievements worth 374

There are no reviews

The Big Score21

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Unlocked by 296 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 2.13)  

What’s the count?21

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Unlocked by 300 tracked gamers (73% - TSA Ratio = 2.12)  

Retirement20

Just finish that one LAST job.

Unlocked by 335 tracked gamers (81% - TSA Ratio = 2.01)  

Rocket League21

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Unlocked by 293 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 2.14)  

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.20

A Trip to the Moon.

Unlocked by 331 tracked gamers (80% - TSA Ratio = 2.02)  

Itsamee!20

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Unlocked by 327 tracked gamers (79% - TSA Ratio = 2.03)  

Suppress the Suppressor21

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Unlocked by 316 tracked gamers (77% - TSA Ratio = 2.06)  

Plentiful masquerade21

Wear 30 masks at once.

Unlocked by 297 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 2.13)  

The Song of my People21

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Unlocked by 314 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Bounce it!21

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Unlocked by 322 tracked gamers (78% - TSA Ratio = 2.05)  

The Cow Whisperer20

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Unlocked by 344 tracked gamers (83% - TSA Ratio = 1.98)  

You raise me up!21

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Unlocked by 314 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

Fifty Shades of NPC22

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Unlocked by 291 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 2.15)  

Camel Cavalry21

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Unlocked by 308 tracked gamers (75% - TSA Ratio = 2.09)  

Goatipede20

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Unlocked by 333 tracked gamers (81% - TSA Ratio = 2.01)  

Goatfellas21

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Unlocked by 310 tracked gamers (75% - TSA Ratio = 2.08)  

Dastardly22

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Unlocked by 289 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

Goat Theft Auto20

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Unlocked by 326 tracked gamers (79% - TSA Ratio = 2.03)