Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
srsly
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
I'm sorry about my goat
Travel to space!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples