Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend