Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the podracer.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Burn them!
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend