Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Kick a person into a car
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Finish all manual quests
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find 20 trophies.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples