Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick a person into a car
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Finish all manual quests
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Are you bread?
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find 20 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Get deviously trapped again
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples