Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
srsly
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick a person into a car
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
How do you catch goats?
Jump on the launchpad
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Get deviously trapped again
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend