Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Kick a person into a car
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples