Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Knock a bucket into a person
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Find all trophies in Space.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Lick a friend