Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit The jackpot.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all wallrun quest
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do no evil.
Hold your own concert
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 masks at once.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Give Steve Works the apples
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Jörgen.