Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all wallrun quest
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Are you bread?
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.