Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
srsly
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit The jackpot.
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Are you bread?
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all manual quests
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Survive 10 days
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 20 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 10 trophies.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
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