Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hit The jackpot.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Do no evil.
Kick a person into a car
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the jousting mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Reach level 101
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend