Here is the full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You've spent $500.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You have joined the KKK.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You befriended your father.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You sold 300 junk items.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.