- KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
- Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
- Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
- Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
- Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
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- Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
- Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
- Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
- Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
- For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
- Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
- Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
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- Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
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- Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
- Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
- Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
- Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
- Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
- Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
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- Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
- Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
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- Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
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- Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
- Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
- Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
- No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
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- Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
- Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
- Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
- Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
- More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
- More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
- Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
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- Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
- Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
- Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
- Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
- Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
- Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
- Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
- Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
- Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
- Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
- Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
- You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
- Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
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- Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
- Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.