South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements

Full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.

  • KKK Hero

    You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

  • Elven Hero

    You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

  • Nonconformist

    You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

  • Gingivitis

    Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

  • Day Walker

    You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    1 guide
  • Made This for You

    You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

  • Inside Joke

    While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

  • Are We Cool?

    You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

  • Parkeologist

    You opened all of the garages in South Park.

  • For the Hoarder

    You completed the game without selling any items.

  • Face Hoff

    You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

  • Truth to Power

    You farted on four major authority figures.

    1 guide
  • Irritable Bowels

    You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    1 guide
  • Acceptance

    You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

  • Dog Whistle

    You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

  • Dragon Wrath

    You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

  • Two Girls, One Stick

    You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

  • Just Saying Hi

    You've farted on every buddy in the game.

  • Re-Buttal

    You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    1 guide
  • Heisenberg

    You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

  • Outpatient

    You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    1 guide
  • Perverted

    You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    1 guide
  • Shutout

    You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

  • Stay Down

    You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

  • Avenger

    You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

  • No Child Left Behind

    You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    1 guide
  • Poco Chinpoko

    You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

  • Chinpoko loco

    You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

  • Chinpokolypse

    You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

  • Daddy Issues

    You befriended your father.

  • More Popular Than Jesus

    You made friends with half of South Park.

  • More Popular Than John Lennon

    Everyone in South Park is your friend.

  • Junk Peddler

    You sold 300 junk items.

    1 guide
  • Stick Savior

    You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

  • Ass of Fire

    You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

  • Canadian Handshake

    You've farted on people 100 times.

  • Animal Cruelty

    You've farted on animals 25 times.

  • Pulling Mud

    In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

  • Shopaholic

    You have collected half of the available costume sets.

  • Clothes Whore

    You've collected all of the available costumes.

  • Too Far

    You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

  • Friends in Strange Places

    You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

  • Weapon Proficiency

    Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

  • Skilled Defender

    Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

  • You bastards!

    You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

  • Mastery

    You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    1 guide
  • Make it Rain!

    You've spent $500.

  • Full Arsenal

    You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.