Here is the full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You sold 300 junk items.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You've spent $500.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You befriended your father.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You have joined the KKK.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.