Here is the full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You befriended your father.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've spent $500.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You sold 300 junk items.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You have joined the KKK.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.