Here is the full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You befriended your father.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You've spent $500.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You sold 300 junk items.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You completed your first day in South Park.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You have joined the KKK.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.