Here is the full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You befriended your father.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You've spent $500.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You have joined the KKK.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You sold 300 junk items.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.