"Paradise Lost" has The Dude return 12 years later. Detonating the nuke has had some not-so-pleasant effects on the town. More zany adventures await!
Achievements related to playthroughs:
Completing "Paradise Lost" with no kills grants "My name is Jesus". All of the chores can be completed without killing anybody.
- On Wednesday you have to collect "Charity Money". Soon you start getting pestered by the voice inside your head. Ignore the voice and collect all of 3000 dollars, skipping the "Zack Ward" boss fight and getting the "Hobo Sexual" achievement.
- At the end of Wednesday you run into "The Bitch". She uses a charging attack. Stand in front of a cake and dodge her charge. She will hopefully hit the cake behind you. Destroying all 4 cakes in the arena kills her and gives the achievement "Bitches Love Cake".
- When doing the "Recover Cure" chore on Thursday you will run into the bandit boss "Two-Ears". Ignore him, grab the cure and run away.
- The final boss fights against "Champ" and "The Bitch" are not counted (you don't kill Champ, you just cure him).
Adderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completing "Paradise Lost" under 1h and 45min grants "Adderall4All". Set a lower difficulty to help with this achievement.
Completing "Paradise Lost" on "POSTAL" difficulty grants "Harder than r/gonewild". As difficult as last time. The new update that came with this DLC fixed the trick of lowering the population to make the "POSTAL" difficulty easier. There are no tips here, try and try again.
Achievements related to specific days:
Monday:
Getting "Ape Rape" requires the player to free the little monkeys from the glass displays. When doing the "Check Animal Control" chore you are forced to go into the underground animal testing complex. There are glass displays in the walls along the complex. Break all six display cases and free the little monkeys.
Getting "Dick Message" requires the player to visit the "Wise Wang". After asking around for champ, head to the RWS office to meet with the Wise Wang. It's just Krotchy.
Getting "GABAGOOOOOL!" requires the player to complete the first day. This achievement is gotten just from playing.
Tuesday:
Getting "PooMasher" requires the player to buy the toilet paper. After waiting in line, the price goes up 20$ more than you have and does so twice. After getting the right amount of cash three times the game lets you buy the toilet paper. This is a good time to work on the "Rich on Reddit" achievement.
Getting "Holocaust: Part Deux" requires the player to complete the second day. This achievement is gotten just from playing.
Wednesday:
Getting "Hobo Sexual" requires the player to beg all of the 3000$ from people. The game picks up the pace after a while and starts giving you around 100$ per donation.
Getting "Ginger Mint" requires the player to kill Zack Ward. Listening to the voice in your head and going to see Zack Ward results in a boss battle.
Getting "You Snow Nothing John Blow" requires the player to pee on all of the snowmen in the winter zones. This could get tricky since some of the snowmen are in well-hidden areas. A video by GameTHAT showing the whole achievement
Getting "Bitches Love Cake" requires the player to force The Bitch to destroy all 4 cakes. The Bitch has a charge attack. Standing in front of a cake, wait for the charge attack and move out of the way. There are healing items on the end of each raised path.
Getting "Rain on your Wedding Day" requires the player to complete the third day. This achievement is gotten just from playing.
Thursday:
Getting "Ode to Eddings" requires the player to piss into all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2s. Peeing into the new Vend-A-Cures forces them to dispense an item and disable themselves. The in game cutscene explains more about the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2s.
Getting "Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad" requires the player to complete the fourth day. This achievement is gotten just from playing.
Friday:
Getting "Better than POSTAL III" requires the player to complete the fifth day. This achievement is gotten just from playing.
Achievements that can be done on any day:
Spending more than 5000$ on the vending machines grants "BioShocked". The vending machines are scattered all around town.
Kicking 30 NPCs in the nuts grants "RAFIBOMB!!!". Kick people (default "Q").
Drinking a "Habib's Power Station" and killing 30 NPCs grants "Reddit's Famous Double Dong". You can buy one from a vending machine or can be found throughout the town.
Selling 30 cats on "Cash 4 Cats" vendors grants "Rich on Reddit". Running normally towards a cat makes it run away. Hold the walk key (default "Shift") to sneak up on cats.
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