2. POSTAL 2 Game Information

All of the general game information is here. Errands, items, weapons...

The errands in the base game are:

Postal 2:

Monday:

• Pick up the paycheck
• Cash Paycheck - Wait in line to cash the check or rob the bank
• Get milk - Wait in line to buy milk or steal it

Tuesday:

• Confess sins - Wait in line to confess or kill the priest
• Get signatures - Does not appear when playing on difficulties where all NPCs are hostile
• Return Book
• Get Gary's Autograph

Wednesday:

• Piss on Dad
• Vote
• Get Xmas Tree
• Pickup Laundry - Doesn't appear until "Piss on Dad" is completed

Thursday:

• Get Napalm
• Get Krotchy
• Get Steaks
• Pay Ticket - You can pay the ticket 300$ or put the ticket in the dropbox yourself

Friday:

• Get Alternator - You can pay 500$ for it or steal it
• Pick up Package
• Uncle Dave's Birthday - You can either kill Uncle Dave or give him the "Birthday Gift"
• Go To Clinic (optional) - Until completed The Dude has gonorrrhoea

Apocalypse Weekend:

Saturday:

• Seminal Research
• Escape the Hospital
• Get some Food
• Kill 21 Cows
• Return the Gold Master

Sunday:

• Kill 80 Zombies
• Kill 10 Elephants
• Get the Nuke
• Save Champ
• Escape Paradise
• Defeat Mike J and leave Paradise for good

The errands in the "Paradise Lost" DLC are:

Monday:

• Ask About Champ
• Check Animal Control
• Eat
• Speak To Wiseman - Only appears after completing "Ask About Champ"

Tuesday:

• Get Toilet Paper - Buy the roll or steal it
• Deliver Motherboards - Install them yourself or make an arms deal with the owner
• Wreck The Competitor

Wednesday:

• Charity Money - Beg for money or fight Zack Ward
• Get Breast Pump
• Get A/C Parts

Thursday:

• Get Cure Chemicals - Wait for your number and buy the chemicals or barge in and steal them
• Get Mechanical Stilts
• Sabotage Karaoke
• Recover Cure - Only appears after completing "Get Cure Chemicals"

Friday:

• Get C4
• Get Blasting Cap
• Prune Herb

Items:

Postal 2:

• Alternator - Friday errand item
• Birthday Gift - Friday errand item
• "Catch Her in the Rye" - Tuesday errand item
• Check - Monday errand item
• Gonorrhoea Medicine - Friday errand item
• Krotchy Doll - Thursday errand item
• Milk - Monday errand item
• Napalm Launcher - Thursday errand item
• Package - Friday errand item
• Petition - Tuesday errand item
• Steaks - Thursday errand item
• Traffic Citation - Thursday errand item
• "What I'm Talkin' 'Bout" - Tuesday errand item
• Xmas Tree - Wednesday errand item

Apocalypse Weekend:

• Gold Master - Saturday errand item
• Thermo-nuclear warhead Sunday errand item

Paradise Lost:

• A/C Parts - Wednesday errand item
• Blasting Cap - Friday errand item
• Bucket - Wednesday errand item
• C4 - Friday errand item
• Chemicals - Thursday errand item
• Collection Can - Wednesday errand item
• Mechanical Stilts - Thursday errand item
• Motherboards - Tuesday errand item
• Photo - Monday errand item
• Toilet Paper - Tuesday errand item

The rest of the items across the game:

• 69 Chip - Costs 20$ and does nothing
• Bag of fast food - Healing item
• Bottle of water - Refills the pee meter
• Habib's Power Station - Allows The Dude to dual wield
• Cash - Money, the thing you pay with
• Chompy Game Cartridge - Fish Finder Game
• Clipboard (stats) - Shows the game stats
• Doggie Treat - When dropped, recruits a nearby dog. When eaten, heal 1hp
• Doughnut - Healing item
• Dude Clothes - The regular clothes
• Fish Finder - Used as a radar
• Gimp Suit - The gimp suit makes people laugh at you
• Health Pipe - Strongest healing item, causes withdrawals if not used regularly
• Kevlar Vest - A defense item (100 points of armor)
• Largemouth Plug-in - Expansion for the Fish Finder, allows the detection of law enforcement
• Lawman Chaps - The policeman's uniform of the apocalypse
• Map - Shows you the map of Paradise
• Medkit - Healing item
• Paradise Times - The local newspaper
• Piranha Plug-in - Expansion for the Fish Finder, allows the detection of bad guys
• Police Uniform - Allows you to commit crime without raising the wanted level
• Post Apocalyptic Times - The local newspaper of the apocalypse
• Power-Infused Gary Autobiography - A magical powerup
• Radio - Used to hear police chatter and to order Uncle Dave around
• Random Wardrobe - Turns you into a random NPC. You get to keep your head tho
• Rocket Cameras - Lets the user control the rocket and see from its perspective
• SiC Body Armor - A defense item (200 points of armor)
• Slice of Pizza - A healing item
• Tin of catnip - Slows down time
• Token - Let's you play the arcades