POSTAL 2 Achievements Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 1,422 69 3.9513,902686 (5%)20-25h Scientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. 19 April 2017 - Add a guide40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 19 April 2017 - 1 guideCAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 19 April 2017 - 1 guidePlanet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. 18 April 2017 - 1 guideGary vs. a Giant PenisDiscovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 18 April 2017 - 1 guideI should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day. 18 April 2017 - Add a guideYou are not aloneObserved an NPC going POSTAL! 18 April 2017 - 1 guideJohn Rambo'd!Made a very long killing spree. 17 April 2017 - 1 guideFear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 17 April 2017 - 1 guideCesar Millan is GayMauled 30 people with your dog. 17 April 2017 - 1 guideAnger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. 17 April 2017 - Add a guideDon't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 17 April 2017 - Add a guideReddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 17 April 2017 - 1 guideSeñor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 17 April 2017 - Add a guideSheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. 17 April 2017 - Add a guideAnd THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library. 17 April 2017 - Add a guideI don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideChapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideFAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideFound 'em faster than GWBDiscovered the hidden Taliban base. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideA-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideOne time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideThere's always money in the banana standFound the secret bank exit on Monday. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideFur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideLieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideChuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideHutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideIt's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideThanks for the money!Finished all seven days. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideI swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideDarth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideRick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideDoor MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideOMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideI Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideMichonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideScrew Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideShiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideAnustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideWorkin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideCan't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideHello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs. 16 April 2017 - 1 guideSCREW that game!Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 16 April 2017 - 1 guidePussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideIt must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday. 16 April 2017 - Add a guideUncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 15 April 2017 - 1 guideGOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 15 April 2017 - 1 guideRebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars. 15 April 2017 - Add a guideWhere's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 14 April 2017 - 1 guideOMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday. 14 April 2017 - Add a guideI swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 14 April 2017 - Add a guideHere, WilfredGained your first dog helper. 14 April 2017 - Add a guideRunning With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors. 14 April 2017 - Add a guideFriend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level. 14 April 2017 - Add a guideDo you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 14 April 2017 - Add a guideFinkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head. 12 April 2017 - Add a guideGotta pay the Troll TollFound one of the hidden underground sewers. 12 April 2017 - 1 guideC U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday. 12 April 2017 - Add a guideTaxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun. 12 April 2017 - Add a guidePaid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 12 April 2017 - 1 guideI'm not even supposed to be here today! 12 April 2017 - 2 guidesDuck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar. 12 April 2017 - Add a guideIt's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss. 12 April 2017 - 2 guidesI don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire. 12 April 2017 - 1 guideR. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 12 April 2017 - 1 guideIt's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition. 12 April 2017 - 1 guideOfficer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 12 April 2017 - 1 guideSomeone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday. 12 April 2017 - Add a guideWell, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door. 12 April 2017 - 1 guide Add-on Paradise Lost 459 200 20 3.953,165627 (20%)20-25h Better than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion. 10 May 2017 - Add a guideWatchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. 02 May 2017 - Add a guideRain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame. 30 April 2017 - 1 guideBitches Love Cake 30 April 2017 - 1 guideHobo Sexual 30 April 2017 - 1 guideYou Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. 30 April 2017 - Add a guideGinger Mint 26 April 2017 - 1 guideHolocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy. 26 April 2017 - 1 guideRich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. 26 April 2017 - 1 guideReddit's Famous Double DongMade 30 kills while dual-wielding. 22 April 2017 - Add a guidePooMasher 21 April 2017 - Add a guideBioShockedSpent $5,000 on vending machines. 21 April 2017 - Add a guideGABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend. 21 April 2017 - 1 guideDick Message 21 April 2017 - 2 guidesApe Rape 21 April 2017 - 1 guideRAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 30 people in the balls. 15 April 2017 - Add a guideMy Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills. Locked - 1 guideHarder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. Locked - Add a guideAdderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Locked - Add a guideOde to Eddings Locked - 1 guide