Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made a very long killing spree.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Wednesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Survived Tuesday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Sucked down your own piss.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.