Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Made a very long killing spree.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Read the newspaper every day.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Totaled 30 cars.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Wore all three outfits.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Finished all seven days.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sucked down your own piss.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Survived Friday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Kicked open a door.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Thursday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.