Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Friday.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Tuesday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Kicked open a door.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Finished all seven days.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.