Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made a very long killing spree.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Totaled 30 cars.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Sucked down your own piss.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Friday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Wore all three outfits.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Survived Wednesday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.