Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Totaled 30 cars.
Read the newspaper every day.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Made a very long killing spree.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Saturday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Survived Friday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Survived Tuesday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kicked open a door.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.