Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made a very long killing spree.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Wednesday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Totaled 30 cars.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Survived Tuesday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gained your first dog helper.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.