Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made a very long killing spree.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Kicked 30 dogs.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Tuesday.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Totaled 30 cars.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Sucked down your own piss.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Gained your first dog helper.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Survived Friday.
Kicked open a door.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.