Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made a very long killing spree.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Read the newspaper every day.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Survived Tuesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Kicked open a door.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.