Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Made a very long killing spree.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Read the newspaper every day.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Survived Friday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Wore all three outfits.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gained your first dog helper.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Sucked down your own piss.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.