Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Survived Thursday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Wednesday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kicked open a door.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.