Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Read the newspaper every day.
Made a very long killing spree.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Sucked down your own piss.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Survived Friday.
Survived Thursday.
Survived Wednesday.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.