Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Finished all seven days.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Made a very long killing spree.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Friday.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Thursday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Totaled 30 cars.
Survived Wednesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kicked open a door.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.