Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Made a very long killing spree.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.