Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Totaled 30 cars.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Friday.
Kicked open a door.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Survived Wednesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.