Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Survived Thursday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gained your first dog helper.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Read the newspaper every day.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.