Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made a very long killing spree.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Totaled 30 cars.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.